“Would you like another chair?”
“No we’re fine”
niall is the type of guy to drive over bumps just to see your boobs jiggle
1. Stare at the center red dot for 30 seconds.
2. Right after the staring at the red dot, immediately stare at a blank wall or a blank paper and blink TEN times.
3. Fantasize about Harry Styles and enjoy!!
(via condo for sale)
lifes hard when youre ugly and like one direction
ZAYN PROBABLY WAKES UP WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE BECAUSE HE KNOWS HES ZAYN MALIK
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole
- look into his eyes
- grab his waist
- whisper sensually in his ear, “ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli”
this is why tumbr has a hard time getting dates
Welcome to Tumblr, where everybody loves Satan and hates themselves.
dont look at me in that tone of voice
“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point